I Am Now All-In On The Derrick Rose Trade After Ron Artest Explained How The Triangle Offense Works
I mean I always thought the triangle offense was simply have two of the best players in the league and hope they do awesome shit. But Metta Ron Artest World Peace officially confirmed that’s all it takes. You can talk about how much you loved Robin Lopez’s play down low or the thought of Jerian Grant running pick and roll with Godzingis. But in the end, you have to go with the player that can be that apple or orange. And former NBA MVP Derrick Rose is that player. All he needs to do is go to Germany, ask for the Mamba Special on his knees, and he will be an MVP candidate again in no time. Or he doesn’t and we just hope #Me7o and Porzingis are the apple and the orange while D-Rose is the best berry bowl he can be. Regardless, I thank Ron for breaking things down in terms we can all understand like George Costanza.
And shout out to the Knicks for this propaganda video. “Hey remember those three guys we traded for Derrick Rose? Well here’s a highlight reel of Rose putting them all in a blender.”
Not gonna lie though, I am placing today’s Mets injury news directly on Derrick Rose’s head. He gets traded to the Knicks and within an hour, the two best players on the Mets head to the hospital. I absolutely, positively fear what #TheDerrickRoseEffect can do to a city’s athletes.